Subject Omega and Alpha are living, military bio experiments. Omega seems to be the only one sane enough to follow commands, but Alpha, it's barely even capable of human speech. What's different about the millions of other experiments we house, is that we didn't make them. I'm not authorized to the knowledge of where we found them, but the sediments found on their samples when we produced them sugjests that they came from one to two hundred feet under the surface. We call them delta parasites, they start as a simple goo, till they connect to any complex life (anything smart enough to create/use tools. We don't know how it knows the difference, it just does). Then they feed on anything and everything inside the body, while simaltainiously mimicing everything it consumes, once it takes over the whole body, it aquires a bottomless stomach, and a pure meat diet. What's amazing, is that it lives on a "you are what you eat" philosophy. If it eats a fish, it can breath underwater (note: we have tested this on both subjects, they do NOT aquire gills, just the ability). If it eats a stronger animal, it's strength adds on to it's (this does show, but only slightly, we fed them bears, gorilas, and whales, they physicaly showed almost imposssble results, but you could only see the difference if you held the before and after pictures side by side) However, they always look like the creature they first "bonded" with, without even the slightest difference in facial structure. Another thing is that it's basically all cytoplasm, a stem-celled (regenerateing) skin, brain, heart, and everything else on the outside. Say if it held an active granade, the subject would explode all over the walls, floor, and celing, then the fragments would then come back together. The only way the subject can die is if they run out of oxygen, which makes them so valuable. Just think, every one of our troops, spys, and foot soilders, infected with this parasite! We would be unstoppable! ... Only problem is if the adults are infected, they become mad. Only children seem to not be affected by the affects, and I don't see anyones parents volenteering their child. One of the scientists "volenteered" her children (who will not be named) to be held in the testing chamber at the age of three, aslo known as subject Omega. He has no memory of his parents, which is perfect for testing. The reason we are testing Omega is to see if the madness happens when the parisite bonds with an adult, or it's something they grow into. We are holding a meeting next week with the united nations to see what they think about this little find...

Hello Mr. Diary! My name's Omi. I have to thank Dr. Rose for throwing you in my room. I have a new friend! ^-^ I don't really get out much, and when I do, it's to play a game with Dr. Rose. It's usually something like dodge, retrieve, or kill. I like kill. Dr. Rose says it's my "natural specialty". Dr. Rose is kinda weird. She never wants to talk, and either calls me "little shit", or my full name. I think she has to poo, she's so grumpy. I hate to say goodbye, but the lights just went off. Dr. Rose hates it when I'm up after lights off. I don't want another oxygen draining.

I hope you enjoyed this, as you can guess, Omi is a child, and slightly mad (mr. Diary), but who wouldn't be!? Constructive crit appreciated

I've been wondering... Do you think I should make a audio story... thing... It's gonna be like a audio diary, but they will be kinda like the ones you find around rapture, but it'll be the test subject talking. I think it'll be a good idea, but what do I know :P
edit: i'm so fcuking stupid. I forgot that I have no audio equipment X3 it wouldn't have worked out anyway because I don't realy have that good a voice for him anyway. it'll be typed I guess. I supose I should add a picture for you all too... It'll be here soon I guess. I'll also draw Dr. Rose (the one running the tests) bfn.

Well, almost done with that thing I was talking about a couple of posts ago. And allready I've made 12 bucks. Can't wait till I have enough of the products to actually mention to you guys. About ten or so more left. Kthxby

list of things I don't support. This is meant to be stupid.
Beating dead horses
exploring a whale's organs... With a flashlight... And exit out his... Ass
pissing on unicorns
pissing on unicorns with lazers attatched to their heads
pokeing a bee hive
pokeing a grenade
applying perfume to my pants area
applying acid to my anything
stoping angry mobs
angry mobs that are looking for me
getting kicked in the balls
somehow giving birth
giving birth to a baby ruth bar (actual candy) (it's a chocolate!)
being in a coma
being laughed at while waking up from a coma
animals in a fight
live animals being used as actual weapons like swords (unless your useing a skunk as a gun, that's creative)
Bringing a grenade to a gun fight
bringing a nuke to a grenade fight
writing this fifty times
playing paintball with old people
playing paintball with babies
playing paintball with preagnent women whose water just broke
pulling the fire alarm during floods
playing Miley Cryus at a party
not playing Miley Cyrus at a party I'm trying to sabbotage
throwing a shoe at the president
not sending a truck of shoes to Bush, then runing away like a constapated weinerdog
putting out xxxMike's fire (inside joke)
killing the weighted companion cube (last referance unless someone brings it up, promise)
getting too in character on Halloween (ex: dressing as a catholic priest, then rapeing the kids... How'd that get started anyway?)
sticking head in microwave
updateing this
whatever the emoticon is thinking

This has become such a nucince. Can't wait to actually use my keyboard. Texting these are so boring. Not to mention the hassel to give you guys a link to things.... Tried to buy bioshock2 today, but I found out it comes out on the 9th, not the 6th.... Thinking about trying something different with drawing, and the fifty people in my head are telling me to do something for you guys that will earn me money. It's a good idea, I must admit, but they won't let me tell you what it is. So I'm gonna draw up plenty of... Things and come up with some jokes for them. So comeback with money (debit card, credit card (wouldn't recomend that one, it's more likely to put you in dept), gift cards, ect) you deadbeat bastards!

LOOK AT ME MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!
(warning: the stupidest thing ever created by man)
this is a boardom post, get the hint.......
EXTREAM TERROR!!!!

1: Bioshock2 is coming out this saturday! Dear lord, I've been huddled in the corner in a fetal position since I heard it was being delayed! This'll be fcuking awsome!!!!!
2: since no one voted, I decided to think for myself, first the comic, then don't worry, be happy, then first sane girl character. It'll give me some time to think up a bio..... You do realize I'm staying after school to do this, right?

so I listened to this and now I'm happy :3 Ima gonna draw somfink dedicated to this now. picture.... barely related.
Edit: allright, guess it's voteing time, would you rather:
A: have a comic strip about people (groups, no one specific) I hate in pain first
B: first female character I drew (ever notice that it was always guys?... With the exeption of mom)
C: what I just talked about earlier

1: has anyone even noticed my banner?... *weakly* I made it for you ;(
2: Ive noticed people have been mistaking me for a dog, instead of what I really am, a fox-wolf (the reason for FOLF 182. Yes, I know I have dog ears, but there is a reason for it, which I will illustrate tonight (hopefully) in a comic. It all happened when I was a baby... Anyway, that'll give you something to look forward to. Anyways, what're you guys up to?