Remember when I lost my ears in a fire (it was a cover-up for a stupid mistake I made)? And I had to pull up a picture of a real fire in my art? Well, I learned how to draw a complex enough fire. Also, my parents finally got a new computer monitor! Hooray! That means I can draw again!...<guy far away coughs>... in other news, my parents are getting a new bathroom, so they are tearing down the old one. Reason? It's pink. So we might as well get a hot tub, a built in tv, and a double shower in the process. Yup, that means I'm useing their bathroom for now on after this. Also, I found out how to send newsletters to all members and staff that don't do any thing! Hooray!

Gabriel Iglasias is coming to Orlando tomarrow (the fluffy guy, ya know, "fluffy shop tour")! And guess who's coming to see the show? Me, and I got front row seats! I'm going to be on television! I'm going to be the guy with the dirty blond hair and brown cotton jacket. It'll be on comedy central, at a time. This is awesome! Also, rip FCAT, it died of having a pencil jabbed on it multiple times. May Satan rape it up the ass with a cactus, when it reaches hell. In a more lighter news, I've just recived the latest issue of game infomer, and it informed me of a game, portal 2! Portal one wasn't a game, it was a demo, this I'd going to be a full out game! It's coming out in the fall though.... Oh well!

Well, today's the FCAT (Florida, something, something, test). It's a pretty big thing, but I am prepared. Sorry I didn't draw anything in a while too btw, the computer I use to scan the drawings had something wrong with the monitor. Also, my parents, apparently they have a problem with me typeing cuss words, regardless of me being allowed to say them in real life. I know they mean well, but I they're too protective. What doesn't kill you, only makes you suicidal. I'm old enough for a job, I can't get one because I need to "study", I can't buy something stupid every once and a while, mom has a whole wall of shoes, purses, and other things with sequens. I can't go get icecream, but I can when I'm takeing them with me. I want to watch something, they don't, but need me to watch them. I don't get them.

I do post on that site regularly. I make like, 3 things a week... I'm hardly getting any views.... no comments, nothing........
Edit: holy snowflake in a oven parade! I have almost twice as many views from when I last checked! I iz popular :D

I now have my own site where I can post teh stories! check it out! (its where my website is)

<a fter exiting the test hall, we find that it led to a small diamond glass room, omi is happy to see Dr. Rose at the other side of the glass>
Omi: Dr. Rose! You never come to see me play... Or at least in person.
Rose: yes, but this is a special occasion-
Omi: really?!
Rose: Really!
Omi: really!?!
Rose: really.
Omi: really?!
Rose: DAMIT OMEGA!!- I mean, really. Today is the day you die. <closes door shut> Good bye, Omega.
Omi: what? b-but... I loved you...
Rose: and I hated you, and now, by law, you must die.
Omi: n-no...no......NO!!!!! I won't die like this! <a ttacks the diamond glass>
Rose: it's useless omega, diamonds are virtualy unbreakabl-
<glass shatters, Dr. Rose drops her clipboard in shock>
Omi: <crying>... I-I hate you... You little shit. <runs for the exit, not even looking back>
Rose: C-Close the doors! If he escapes, it'll be on my head!
<omi is running, slamming through the lockdown doors in his way, remembering mr. Diary, heads to his cell, carefull to jam the door on the way in, grabs it, and continues on his way. Turrets are blazing, even though proven useless. Some cool fight scenes I can't illustrate in words here, ect. finally, he's at the door with Dr. Rose in the way>
Rose: hold it omi! I can't let you through, you'll have to go through me to get out!
Omi:... I don't want to talk to you, and... I-.... I'm leaving...
Rose: your ten!
Omi: you think that makes a difference?! You tried to kill me! At least I can live in peace, without you... Now move.
Rose: NO!
Omi: fine
<Omi picks her up and places her in a cell>
Rose: get away from me you monster!
Omi: I told you to get out... Good bye. I'll remember this.
<omi shuts the cell door, and escapes. He then rushes through the emergency exit door, and becomes dazed that the outside is bigger than he ever thought>
Omi: ...this is gonna be a problem...
Me: And now for something to ruin the moment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyyDyra BnOU&feature=youtube_gdata

The meeting was an absolute disaster. By fedral law, I'm required to kill Omi-i mean, Omega. The only way to do this is by depriving him of oxygen however, a attribute we don't have in his cell. We'll have to transport him to the testing area and seal him up... Permanentaly. I must admit, I'm overjoyed. This little brat has been a restraint on my life since the day he was born. I'll have a fun time draining the oxygen. I can finally move on. I'm probably going to be re-asigned to a reginerating energy source, or something else that's more productive than this. I guess I'll tell him he's going to play "kill" now... Next time you see me, I'll be working on a job that's half the effort, and twice the pay.

<a ngry chattering, Omi is back at the lab, sad that he didn't get to play with the world leaders, and Rose is as humiliated as she wouldve been if she had worn what she wore two weeks ago, at 9:54 PM to please her boy friend, who she had just met, but was okay, because he was sorta a deviant, and was sexually aroused at the time. I know this because her boyfriend filmed, and posted it on the internet behind her back. She will also be humiliated that this has shown up on record, and will try to kill me for it. Luckily, she doesn't know who writes these, and can't find me. Take that you whore.>
Speakers: z-ORDEr, ORDEr, BeGin thE ConFrENCe Of subECt OMEGA noW-z
America: Rose, your research on these delta parasites has been proven such a threat to the world, the board was actually considering throwing you in jail.
India: at the lunar jail, I might add.
Rose: I-Im sorry, but why hasn't Melvin been punished? He's the one who set him free.
Uk: Melvin's dead.
Rose: oh.......
France: I think your expecting this Dr. Rose...
America: yes, we want you to stop all production of these parasites, and kill all the infected test subjects you may have.
Rose: yes mister president.
America: great. All who agree?
Everyone: aye!
America: all who oppose?
Everyone: ...
America: then it's setteled. Rose, you have till tomarrow to kill omega.
Rose: but wait, why aren't you letting someone else do this?
America: two reasons, they're your computers, we don't have the experiance you have with them, and it's your mess, you have to clean it up.
Authors notes: in the story, someone else wrote this. Just letting you know.... Also, to provent confusion, I did make it, just inside the story, it's someone else... I'll shut up now

*uninteligable aruging*
Dr. Rose: everybody shut up!
<everybody shuts up, exept the janitor who craps his pants>
Dr. Rose: thankyou, I've gathered you all here to unearth the discovery made at folf futuristics. Today, I show you... Delta parasites!!!
<reveals subject Alpha, who is snarling, clawing, and licking the diamond glass>
Dr. Rose: isn't he beautiful?
Alpha: GRRrrr.... KILL you DEAD!!!.... Me nEed MEAt!!!!
America: Rose, what is this?!
United kingdom: what is that abomination!?
Rose: it's the future! Imagine, millions of these things at your disposal! Whoever controlls these parasites, controlls the world! I'm sure you all read my status report... Right?
America: yes, but how do we know that your truthful?
Rose: well... He's right here.
America: no, I mean what you say about them? Can they really mimic what they eat?
Rose: yes of course, but I have no way of proving that without letting Alpha o-
Canada: what about Omega?
Kenya: yes, I do belive you said something about a sane child experiment in the whole last section of your report.
Rose: ... I'd rather not-
France: then how the hell do we know if your serious!?
Rose: fine, fine, I'll get the brat out... Melvin, push the release button.
Melvin: ZZzzzz- wha-huh?
Rose: push the release button! How could you be sleeping in a time like this!?
Melvin: are you sure?!
Rose: yes you moron! Release the cage, or your fired!
Melvin: fine, I hope you know what your doing
<Melvin releases the cage.... Alpha's cage>
Alpha: *snarls* NOW YoU MInE!!!!
<every one is running, the turrets blazing, agents giving their lives to save their leaders>
Rose: MELVIN, YOU IDIOT! YOU JUST KILLED US ALL!!!! Open the safe hatch, and when we get everyone in, cut off the oxygen! Don't worry about Omega for now!
Omega: ...does this mean I don't get to play?
<death toll: 62 scientists; 73 agents; 4 citizens; 1 world leader (Albania); 1 test subject; meeting will continue on behalf of Omi>

Hello diary! Dr. Rose left her side of the built in walkie talkie on again, and she was stressed out about the way me and Al are going to be taken to the UN. I think they are like Dr. Rose's boss's, boss's, boss's bosses. She eventually found out that she had the walkie talkie on and said "listen you little shit, you'd better not humiliate me in front of the presidents, or you'll go without air for the rest of your stay"... *sings* I'm going o~ut! I'm going o~ut! I'm going o~ut! This is great! Mabey we're going to play kill! She really should worry more about Al though. He may be a dummy, but he's also a meanie...
edit: ya know, I decided to give you a bit of a mental pic of Deltas...... so here ya go, this is the closest thing I could find. just take out the lava weakness, and cloaking:

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