As for the school thing, You made your bed, now you must lie in it.
(sound familiar?)
any problem you can't solve by yourself can be solved with either duck-tape, or a gun -me
homicide with love
@folf182
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Yes, it is familiar, but how does that aply here?
You wanted to stay after for your arts, don't complain. Your making it sound like staying after is a bad thing.
Ah, well, that makes sense...
*throws another disk in toilet*
*Takes disk out of toilet before you flush* ha! I win!
The CD you grabed was barry manaloes newest album, hence the toilet.
*flushes the only beta bioshock 2*
Damn it...
*throws another bioshock into an open fire*
*Mugs xxxmike for remaining bioshock 2 disks and makes sure it's bioshock2* ha!
I already told you that the flushed one was THE ONLY bioshock 2. These are just regular bioshocks.
*dumps into fire*
*hands folf plunger*
Im not unclogging that!
*magically creates a bioshock2 disc and gives it to folf*
THANK YOU!!!!! X3
^
*starts playing it before folf can*
*snaps* you......... *brutally beats the crap out of xxxMike and knocks him out* hmmm... Oh, I know just what to do >:3
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*ties xxxMike up*
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*throws xxxMike in trunk*
oh, that's right, I only have my permit... Aw screw it.
*drives*
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*you wake up*
hey! Your suposed to be unconsious!
*force feeds xxxMike roofies*
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we're here, strip down, I'm a doctor.
*xxxMike does it, due to drugs*
.... Leave the underwear on!, now be a good boy, and lie on the operating table...
*restrains xxxMike on king sized bed*
*draws "love me all night" on xxxMike's chest*
see you later, sucker!
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*you regain conciousness, and find yourself next to several disgusting woman, and Sarah palin, all naked*
*you find a note, it says "I'm pregnent, <3 Sarah"*
bad things happen when you do that shit... Be glad, I could've gotten John McCain, and his barbed wire fetish in this action... Oh, and I've taken the opertunity to leave a camera on the dresser and film this, and sell it to some fcuked up pervs via Internet, you get 0% of the profit... You know, I could probably sell this as an audio tape. You said some pretty funny things. When you were on roofies, I made you think this was a doctors apointment, and you thought you were getting android surgery, and you made some funny comments. Btw, I am just as shocked as you are about the whole "Sarah Palin being impreginated" thing. I thought everyone was too old. But don't worry, you did the right thing and married her! She said tonight she has a "Dirty little secret" for you this afternoon. Welcome to hell! I'd say this isn't personal, but it is.^^
*mike tool a rickroll disc instead instead*
LOLTOOL.
Took*
Oh... Well, it's the thought that counts :3
(refering to me beating, druging, and throwing xxxMike in a terrible, terrible oragy and marrage)
And I just now realized I said 'instead' twice.
Damn.... I thought you killed off the last of those clones but looks like there was at least one left. Wait... whats is he doing with that gun? NO DON'T DO IT-
*boom*
There goes another clone to suiside... SEE WHAT YOU CAUSE FOLF!!!
*shakes fists angrily at cloud*
*cloud gets depressed and starts raining*
Oh, and your banner is lieing to me. You are the TOTAL OPPOSITE of 'tranquil'.
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We need another text war...
Actually, it speaks the truth. It has oppisites of (almost) every word listed. See "hot and bothered", unstable, and unhallowed?
*incinerates another companion cube*
Murderer! >:[
*and another*
Stop it!
*and another*
You know, you and all of your clones are still married to Sarah palin, right?
xxxMike
Oh look, a beta for bioshock 2.
*throws in toilet*
folf182
Ffffffuck