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Subject Omega journal #1

Posted by folf182 - February 24th, 2010


Hello Mr. Diary! My name's Omi. I have to thank Dr. Rose for throwing you in my room. I have a new friend! ^-^ I don't really get out much, and when I do, it's to play a game with Dr. Rose. It's usually something like dodge, retrieve, or kill. I like kill. Dr. Rose says it's my "natural specialty". Dr. Rose is kinda weird. She never wants to talk, and either calls me "little shit", or my full name. I think she has to poo, she's so grumpy. I hate to say goodbye, but the lights just went off. Dr. Rose hates it when I'm up after lights off. I don't want another oxygen draining.

I hope you enjoyed this, as you can guess, Omi is a child, and slightly mad (mr. Diary), but who wouldn't be!? Constructive crit appreciated


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YOU SHALL HAVE NO CONSTRUCTIVE CRIYESIZM FROM ME.
xMike still wakes up screaming....

Yeah? Well, I took up whip... Because of you! >:C

Damn two hour delays... makin me wait outside for the bus....

Damn two hour delays... leading to another snow day...
...wait...

...What?

Well I'm still on fire because of you.

Yeah, but that's been almost a year! You shouldve been put out by now!... Wait, no contact with water for over a year... you haven't showered!!!DX

Oh I tried that, put it didn't go out because our gas tank leaked into or well and my water has gasoline in it. It doesn't really help much.

It also snowed! You couldve jumped in that!

you should use mine. although it's a good start, you should start with an explanation of the characters before you do anything.

I'll let that bitch Dr. Rose explain that tonight :3

was that a sexual preference?

No...*looks to see if anything dirty was in there* oh, nah, she's just a bitch.

Ah, my house is increadably polluted and its acid snow. I can not fight burning with burning, that would be silly.

So you never even got out of the house, or triggered a fire alarm or two?

i has a new song. and im proud of it.

Oh, I used to go places, but they would always kick me out because of the fire. Would you want a person on fire in your establishment? I think not..

They wouldve put you out!

They didn't. People are cruel. Think of every fight wideo you have ever seen. everyone stops to take out their phone and record it, but noone stops and helps. Hell, you went in sniperleader's snow and froze to death.
DX

... I said dying, not dead. And your telling me that you didn't even set off a fire alarm?

Fire alarm? Please, no one uses them anymore. its all about the carbon monoxide detectors now. Get with the times gramps.

... No comment...

/does that mean I win?

No, eventually, you'd have to stop burning! You shouldve ran out of flesh by now!

actually I win...

Damn, hes right. CURSE YOU CHILLBRO! You and unstoppable desire to win...

Curses! My plan is foiled! *twirls invisable mustache*

!votescramble
!votescramblewin
i just scrambled who won. therefore, i have now won.