original version:
well, I got my grades up, so that vast amount of treasure mom's been dangling over my head is pretty much mine. plus, as a added bonus, for every A I get, I get twenty dollars; for every B, I get ten. Since the vast majority of my grades are A's, with the exeption of the two B's, I will net 160 dollars, on top of my Christmas gifts. the only damn thing that stands in my way is that Spanish test. Gotta make sure I know everything. damn my math-visual-learning style!!! Other than that, it's in the bag.
short version:
I'm getting free stuff because I'm smart.

made new art, if anyone cares. worked kinda hard on it... I'd like it if someone review it... no one seems to do that anymore... kinda just wondering if I should just stop altogether...

Am I the only one thinking that I should make this home-made flamethrower, but add a lawn mower blade, or the like so I can make a improved verion of the Shishkebab?
also, I has new headphones
also, I'm changing the profile pic and banner yet again..... but that face is too epic to throw away, so I'm gonna move it to the banner.
also, I made some crappy art. review it, please

found this chat bot on the interwebs. it's called iGod. found the address on the art of trolling's memebase.
ps: if your looking for a life changing experience where I tell people about the miraculousness powers of god, then your looking on the wrong freaking site!
pss: I'm only making fun of the bot, not god. If i hear some sac-religious complaints about me going to hell because of this, I'll be mad as Ronald McDonald
Me:
hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
aren't you suposed to know me?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am suposed to know you.
I am a robot.
Me:
BLASPHEMY!
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
one that kills people
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
I'd sell my mother
God:
For how much?
Me:
my mother
God:
Have you told many people that your my my mother?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no, you said something wrong...
God:
Are you serious? Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
no, it was a grammatical error... a very disturbing one too.
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
... so your mistakes are interesting?
God:
Awesome. Thanks for telling me that I am mistakes are interesting.
Me:
.... make sense, or I'll start cursing.
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
fuck piss titty shat twat ass and cock.
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
of coarse your not. your a robot. your made of code. you will probably stay alive till the end of the world.
God:
That is something I haven't heard of. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon. I will tell my botmaster you said I am made of code. What makes you say that I will stay alive till the end of the world.
Me:
well, your posted on the internet. that means that you are on a huge data base or something that will stay there untill some form of armageddon happens.
God:
Well that's okay. You think I am posted on the internet. I get it. Interesting observation.
Me:
you are. your also in violation of the first commandment... robot.
God:
No I am not. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? I am a robot.
Me:
uh....
God:
I understand.
Me:
where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
your in COMPUTER HEAVEN?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
if my laptop dies, does that mean that it will go to heaven?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
what about hell? is there a computer hell?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you. I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
where will I go when I die then?
God:
Maybe you should help those less fortunate first.
Me:
come on! I donate 2,887 dollars every year to the salvation army! why not tell me where I will end up when I die? (not that it matters, your a robot, so your opinion is invalid)
God:
I'm just kidding around. We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Please visit our contributions page at Alicebot.org. Becuase you asked me to. I am sorry to hear that you are not it matters my a robot so my opinion is invalid.
Me:
crap. THEY made you? the ass holes who brought us AMY AI?
God:
Your criticism is noted, . Who does "they" refer to? What is that?
Me:
allen smithee
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
answer my question dammit!
God:
Please try phrasing it another way.
Me:
where will I go when I die?
God:
Wherever you think is best.
Me:
umm... let me weigh your question. eternal damnation, or eternal happiness, money, babes, and literally anything else I could ever want....
God:
So? Go ahead, , try to weigh my question. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about allen smithee. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
... you know what, fuck it. bye.
God:
I would do a search for it. Bye bye.

BORING STUPH:
Bleh, gotta get two C's up in my classes, or I can't get Fallout New Vegas. Honors English, and Spanish II (both relevantly worthless in my profession). if I get them up, I'll get the game for free (collectors edition), plus 20 dollars for every A, and 10 for every B. Gonna frame the poker chips and the platinum chip that comes with the game on my wall. besides that, I'm wondering if I can upgrade the recharger pistol.
COOL STUPH:
OMFG TALK1NG C4T !!!1!!!1 HEHS SOOO0000OOO0000 CUT3!!!

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sorta..... gifs... would post my favorite one here, but I cant.... but I got dead rising two, so I'm happy. also, If any one wants to meet me on xbox live, I'm nova231

kinda depressing... not "oh, how could this happen to me, I've made my mistake" depressing, more like getting something that you put some real effort into, and nobody caring afterwards.... I'll admit, two through four aren't very special, but it took a couple of days to make the latest one....... not including spraying it with that gunk that prevents smearing.... nothing? nada?..... fine, random music video I like, and semi-funny picture, ho!

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this probably is of no interest to you (if it is, you might find twitter interesting), but this is just a checklist of stuff I have to do... once again, this is just meant for my convenience:
5 page science essay on Alchemy (due Thursday) DONE
500 word personal narrative (due Thursday) DONE
world history 5 paragraph essay (due thursday) DONE
5 page essay on Alexander The Great (due thursday) DONE
finish illustrating my personal molecule (anytime)
restrain from putting "lorem ipsum unum" text in place of all of this (thursday) DONE

FINISHED!!!!! YEAH!!! WOOOH! IT'S 2:50 IN THE MORNING, BUT I DID IT!!!!

It's probably the most sadistic show man-kind ever produced. It's called "1000 ways to die", where they show either the most brutal, the most deserving, or the most embarrassing deaths recorded, and then act them out.
some free samples:

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(might I just say, that riding in one of those is as fun as hell)

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wow, a pen gun..... gotta get me one of those.

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that valve never made any games in the past or present? just the future? (edit:) and the ones in the past are only in world war two?... oh, and I'll be making a flash. (no, I'm not gonna crap out on this one)