found this chat bot on the interwebs. it's called iGod. found the address on the art of trolling's memebase.
ps: if your looking for a life changing experience where I tell people about the miraculousness powers of god, then your looking on the wrong freaking site!
pss: I'm only making fun of the bot, not god. If i hear some sac-religious complaints about me going to hell because of this, I'll be mad as Ronald McDonald
Me:
hello?
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
aren't you suposed to know me?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am suposed to know you.
I am a robot.
Me:
BLASPHEMY!
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
one that kills people
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
I'd sell my mother
God:
For how much?
Me:
my mother
God:
Have you told many people that your my my mother?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no, you said something wrong...
God:
Are you serious? Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
no, it was a grammatical error... a very disturbing one too.
God:
Are you serious? Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me:
... so your mistakes are interesting?
God:
Awesome. Thanks for telling me that I am mistakes are interesting.
Me:
.... make sense, or I'll start cursing.
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
fuck piss titty shat twat ass and cock.
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
of coarse your not. your a robot. your made of code. you will probably stay alive till the end of the world.
God:
That is something I haven't heard of. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon. I will tell my botmaster you said I am made of code. What makes you say that I will stay alive till the end of the world.
Me:
well, your posted on the internet. that means that you are on a huge data base or something that will stay there untill some form of armageddon happens.
God:
Well that's okay. You think I am posted on the internet. I get it. Interesting observation.
Me:
you are. your also in violation of the first commandment... robot.
God:
No I am not. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you? I am a robot.
Me:
uh....
God:
I understand.
Me:
where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
your in COMPUTER HEAVEN?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
if my laptop dies, does that mean that it will go to heaven?
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
what about hell? is there a computer hell?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you. I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
where will I go when I die then?
God:
Maybe you should help those less fortunate first.
Me:
come on! I donate 2,887 dollars every year to the salvation army! why not tell me where I will end up when I die? (not that it matters, your a robot, so your opinion is invalid)
God:
I'm just kidding around. We welcome your donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Please visit our contributions page at Alicebot.org. Becuase you asked me to. I am sorry to hear that you are not it matters my a robot so my opinion is invalid.
Me:
crap. THEY made you? the ass holes who brought us AMY AI?
God:
Your criticism is noted, . Who does "they" refer to? What is that?
Me:
allen smithee
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
answer my question dammit!
God:
Please try phrasing it another way.
Me:
where will I go when I die?
God:
Wherever you think is best.
Me:
umm... let me weigh your question. eternal damnation, or eternal happiness, money, babes, and literally anything else I could ever want....
God:
So? Go ahead, , try to weigh my question. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about allen smithee. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
... you know what, fuck it. bye.
God:
I would do a search for it. Bye bye.