xxxMike 2010-11-17 15:53:40

I bet I could do better.

xxxMike 2010-11-17 15:56:08

Taken from the middle of a conversation:
God:
OK then. Is that a fact. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
yes
God:
It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

Me:
That song sucked
God:
" Of a bicycle built for two." song sucked ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.

xxxMike 2010-11-17 15:58:29

Endless bot cycle.
Me:
you are wrong
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
I knew it
God:
How did you know?
Me:
Cause you were wrong
God:
That makes sense to me. No, I am right.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.

xxxMike 2010-11-17 16:04:22

NOW IM AN ADICT, THANKS ALOT
God:
Why not? That's good information: said for his or her penis.
Me:
His or her penis?
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
I think the question is: Where did she get it?
God:
I think it was in Europe. Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
So all women in Europe have penises?
God:
And? How do you know?
Me:
You just said so
God:
I say a lot of silly things.

xxxMike 2010-11-17 19:20:15

One person accidentally Chuck Norris. He no longer exists, and neither does the verb.

Hamodey1 2010-11-19 08:10:48

Thats not real god,
its from igod.
Fuck this website.

WiiFittoToreinaa 2010-11-19 19:24:16

you could make up a chat room that have you trolling some 9yr old

hellboundsoul07 2010-11-21 18:27:43

Honestly? I'm not quite certain what I was reading! =D

hellboundsoul07 2010-11-22 17:19:29

I've been good. How good? I refuse to say. :|

hellboundsoul07 2010-11-22 17:24:35

Now I get it! I asked him where my sandwich was and he asked if I looked in. I said no, and he said me neither.

hellboundsoul07 2010-11-22 17:34:32

I see you've taken a liking to gmod! heeres a Team Fortress 2 picture...
<a href="http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icons/engineer2_copy_icon448.jpg">http://www.gamesprays.com/images/icon s/engineer2_copy_icon448.jpg</a>

hellboundsoul07 2010-11-22 18:09:49

Awesome, try watching Painis Cupcake on youtube...

hellboundsoul07 2010-11-22 18:11:45

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSCrRHPOeyM&feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSCrRH POeyM&feature=related</a>

hellboundsoul07 2010-11-23 18:49:20

I AM PAINIS CUPCAKE!!!.......I WILL EAT YOU......... o_O
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwuBiy98BCs&feature=related">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwuBiy 98BCs&feature=related</a>

sniperleader1337 2010-11-23 20:16:18

xD

I saw this last year. My friend brought that AI up in our English class as part of a persuasive speech.