The meeting was an absolute disaster. By fedral law, I'm required to kill Omi-i mean, Omega. The only way to do this is by depriving him of oxygen however, a attribute we don't have in his cell. We'll have to transport him to the testing area and seal him up... Permanentaly. I must admit, I'm overjoyed. This little brat has been a restraint on my life since the day he was born. I'll have a fun time draining the oxygen. I can finally move on. I'm probably going to be re-asigned to a reginerating energy source, or something else that's more productive than this. I guess I'll tell him he's going to play "kill" now... Next time you see me, I'll be working on a job that's half the effort, and twice the pay.
any problem you can't solve by yourself can be solved with either duck-tape, or a gun -me
homicide with love
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oh and uhh..... LOOK, A DESTRACTION!
*takes you last Dr. pepper while you arent looking*
<Takes Dr. Pepper back>... Long story short, I have it. <drinks dr. Pepper>
No origonality. Dr. Pepper reduction.
*dr. pepper magicly transports back to deathcross unharmed*
Fine *beats up deathcross with a TV, and retrives Dr. Pepper, then drinks it* happy?
gar...this really conflicts. DONT KILL OMI YOU UNETHICAL BASTARD!!
rose, not you.
Oh, she's killing him. I just wish there was another way....
^
There is no other way. He will die. End of discusion.
And yes that is orogonal enough, wait... depends on the TV.
^
Wait... theres only 2 'O's in origonal.... wut.
deathcross
ssshhhhhh im trying to make people lose the game...
and cool story bro.
...heh, "coolstorybro."
no but really, cool story.
folf182
Thanks! Just wondering though, did you se the other entries too?