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Posted by folf182 - June 12th, 2010


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this post is really meant for me, rather than you, but then again, who cares? It's more of a checklist really.
the liberator or the big daddy (which one is cooler?)
eve hypo (i like setting fire to things with my hands)
pet head crab (don't let it smell your fear)
new tie from a nes console (this is the only tie I'll ever wear)
audio booster for iPhone (fucking need that)
swinging clock (hard to tell the time though)
pet cthullu (Isn't he supposed to be bigger?)

things I want so far


Posted by folf182 - June 11th, 2010


................................ no comment...

failed hack


Posted by folf182 - June 9th, 2010


Yesterday, I posted some art about krazytwin26, in the background, I had a poster of a dinosaur (you know, the rule "if you have a poster of a dinosaur in your room, there is zero chance of getting laid"). Later, sometime today, he made a post about, guess what. seriously, I want you to take a wild fucking guess. Dinosaurs... And it tells us about an almost identical dinosaur (the only difference is the fins)... Wow. I actually kinda feel bad. It's like picking on a retard. It's like the time when avgn made a joke about a new rocky movie being called "rocky balboa" in his movie title rant, and it later, really was called "rocky balboa". Anyway, I'm heading to camp on Sunday. I'll have my iPhone, so I'll try to post when I can.
Edit: wow, it was deleted........ Oh well, with a few modifications, it'll be legal for the portal. All it really was, was because it was making fun of krazytwat26. I'll resubmit it when I get to the inlet inn. I got a pm from m-bot saying I just got a warning. I'm probably going to say that it represents kids on the Internet, not mentioning krazytwat in particular. I'll cover more ground that way anyway.
edit: it's back up
edit: ever block everything, teen, mature, and adult in the art portal, then get a weird jumbled up picture? did you care what it was? no? well I did.......... it's very boring in this hotel room...

Holy shit! I totally called it!!!


Posted by folf182 - June 7th, 2010


old one had mold growing on it.

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edit:
decided to do Alex a solid and show his video. I hope I can be in the next one.

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this has nothing to do with anything, but it has James Rolfe (avgn) in it, so...:

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Posted by folf182 - June 3rd, 2010


you all will now refer to me as Doctor Folf182. cause I'm a frigging genius! In serious news, mom signed me up for a collage class, so they made me take a CPT, (collage placement test) to see if I qualify...... I was smarter than some of the collage students in there. the administrator personally congratulated me......... so I guess that joke I made about being smart was true ......................................
............... SHUT UP! I'M NOT STUCK UP!! I have a doctor's degree!!!! I graduated from MIT!! My diploma is worth more than your life!

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favorite song when operating
lyrics:
If I've only got one life.
I won't waste mine in spite -
distraught and gone blind,
I'm drained of all my fight...

I won't move where you tell me,
if I smile it's obligatory,
I'm not your's,
I never will be,
I'm a slave to the misery...

I won't move where you tell me,
if I smile it's obligatory,
I'm not your's,
I never will be,
I'm a slave to the misery...

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I don't know you but I'll,
change you if you let me,
by my left hand you will die,
and by the right you'll come alive -
drink my blood...
Eat my flesh -
take your love out on me,
bondage is what I know best.

I won't move where you tell me,
if I smile it's obligatory,
I'm not your's,
I never will be,
I'm a slave to the misery...

I won't move where you tell me,
if I smile it's obligatory,
I'm not your's,
I never will be,
I'm a slave to the misery...

I won't move where you tell me,
if I smile it's obligatory,
I'm not your's,
I never will be,
I'm a slave to the misery...

I'm not your's, I never will be,
I'm not your's, I never will be,
I'm not your's, I never will be,
I'm a slave to the misery -

I'm not your's, I never will be,
I'm not your's, I never will be,
I'm not your's, I never will be,
I'm a slave to the misery.

I'm a doctor!!!


Posted by folf182 - May 31st, 2010


one of the best online stores ever. check it out. guarantee you'll find something cool.


Posted by folf182 - May 23rd, 2010


Summer comes on wendsday for me, have to say, it's been rather enjoyable.... But I still want to relieve my self on mrs. Moaroux's door. Anyway, Im headin for chapel hill, and then Roland to attend an ID tech camp. I'll be learning how to make a flash game while I'm there. Lasts for a bit over two weeks. I also get to bunk in a collage dorm. Just hope my room mate(s) isn't a douche. Anyway, here's a toast, to no school, no teachers, and no homework.


Posted by folf182 - May 17th, 2010


well, I just got this game, "dead rising" I know it's old, but I'm still gonna review it. let me first say, It's awesome. great concept, decent graphics, and it's a wonder how they managed to fit so many enemies on one screen. anyway, they needed to fix a couple things, but I'll go over the good things first. the best thing is that practically EVERYTHING is a weapon; from guitars, to swords, to katanas, to umbrellas, to giant lipstick props, this mall has everything. I find it ridiculous that frank can eat a WHOLE pie in three bites. Wish I could save some for later. Another good thing is that your character is pretty much fully customizable (see picture at the bottom). you have a freaking Lego head for crying out loud! (although you start out like this, you can find outfits throughout the mall) If you don't have what you want, then... well, there's no pleasing you. the storyline is sweet too. basically, your a reporter who caught word of something big happening in the town, and it turns out to be a zombie attack. Frank is a freelance photojournalist who is obsessed with getting the full story of the outbreak. Frank seems to be immune, since it doesn't seem to matter if you get bitten, as long as you live through the actual attack, your fine. The bad things here aren't great in numbers, but it's very annoying. you can't auto-save. I found myself at the beginning so many times. and just to tease you, there's a option to start completely over with your character! it blows. All in all, It's a great game.

game-play: 9.5
writing: 9.2
graphics: 8.2
functionality: 8
audio: 9.7
concept: 10

average: 9.3

edit: I learned that there is a special weapon in the game, that requires you to kill 53,5something zombies. you can find it in the security room. It's the most powerfully gun in the whole game, gaurded by the most tedious tasks. The fastest way to do that is by going in the underground parking lot, and smash into as many zombies with a car. If you plan a route, I think by the time you get to the truck, you should think about leaving, and coming back. You might want to bring some "untouchable" power-ups with you. It could come in handy if your car breaks down. There are also these convict ass holes in a jeep. Get some guns, have them crash into a tree repededly, and take out the gunner, then use the jeep's gun against them. That should take care of them

edit2: I did draw that btw, I think It looks better black and white than in color..... I'd be nice if someone reviewed it............ please? I need something to brighten my day...

dead rising review


Posted by folf182 - May 13th, 2010


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this is a dedication to the people who invented one of the greatest sports ever made: Donnie & marcus


Posted by folf182 - May 6th, 2010