any problem you can't solve by yourself can be solved with either duck-tape, or a gun -me
Age 29, Male
Student
In here *touches heart*
Joined on 1/18/10
Posted by folf182 - June 12th, 2010
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this post is really meant for me, rather than you, but then again, who cares? It's more of a checklist really.
the liberator or the big daddy (which one is cooler?)
eve hypo (i like setting fire to things with my hands)
pet head crab (don't let it smell your fear)
new tie from a nes console (this is the only tie I'll ever wear)
audio booster for iPhone (fucking need that)
swinging clock (hard to tell the time though)
pet cthullu (Isn't he supposed to be bigger?)
'ey, what would you say if I got ya one of those there products, ya just gotta do a little sumfin' sumfin' for me, ya know? see there's this guy that's been causin' me and my boys a few 'issues,' if ya catch my drift, and i need ya to 'take care' of him for me, if ya know what i mean. then you'll have your little stuffed animal or tie or whatever and we'll both be happy, whaddaya say?
okay.... but dat depends wat youse wantin me ta do
epic win on the headcrab, i've always wanted that hat. that's another freeman's mind reference there.
frankly, i'm quite disappointed! Cthulus are supposed to be quite big!
well, that's not a hat... It's just a plush.... I'm not putting that thing on my head! I only do things that might kill me, not things that will kill me!
ah. they DO make hat versions of that.
I'm still not putting that on my head unless it's de-venomed...
Know what sounds really really fun?
going to one of those shops set up in the mall, and yelling, "BBBOOONNNNEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!" at the person working there.
... I wonder if I'd be arrested if I did that...
Big daddy gun is better. Neither look good to me, but daddys still better.
Don't like the whole steampunk thing huh? Well thanks for your opinion.
Yes.
but think of this:
"what are you in for?
Killin' 54 people... With a stapler. You?
Yelling boner at some random guy in the mall...
WOAH, that's hard core man. Stay away from me."
I'd probably stay there for like, seven hours though.
doctor wolf,,do ye have photoshops...?
I pretty much have everything
Pronanbayu
this post seems more for me
folf182
and me too