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model 31337-YCS plans

Posted by folf182 - December 21st, 2010


along with the beiber clones, I'm working on a meme-based MKIII (like MKII, but more) securitron companion for fallout new vegas. Most of the lines will be coming from here, and I'm trying my best to choose ones that WON'T be annoying after a extended period of time. you can find him by following a radio transmission that plays this song (a techno song that has gained a lot of popularity, and has become somewhat of a meme due to the many, many variations based on it). it will lead to vault LOL, where subjects were forced to watch mind-cracking videos of memes. you will find 31337-YCS in a pod on the lowest floor. Here is his dialog so far (anything without "dialog" will be said outside conversation:
win 1: HA HA!
win 2: combobreaker!
win 3: burned!
win 4: YEAHHHH!
win 6: boom headshot!
entering battle 1: LEEEROY!
entering battle 2: metal gear solid !
entering battle 3: gong
entering battle 4: It's a trap!
entering battle 5: balls of steel
dieng: Shh Ahh!
grenade: WTF-BOOM
random speech 1: trolololol
random speech 2: R2-D2
dialog (meeting): Mario
dialog (what's your purpose?): protect you
dialog ("really?"): NO
dialog (do you want to come (back) with me?): Hallelujah long
dialog (your weird, I'm leaving): Fuck off!
dialog (31337-YCS, your annoying me, your fired): chan
dialog (you heard me, get lost): star wars: NOOOOOOO!
dialog (let me see your inventory): Zelda: Item
dialog (wait here): Sad trombone
dialog (your back): hallelujah short
dialog (continue waiting): fuck of!
dialog (stop waiting): hallelujah long
dialog (oh, hey): shut up
dialog (lets go): alrighty then
dialog (keep your distance): don't go dying on me
dialog (stay close): we will stand and fight
dialog (where you are is good): this is where they die
as with advancements in weaponry, whatever the MK I's attack is, it's being tripled (since the MKII is 2.35 times more effective than MK I. As with the endurance, it'll be 1000 with a 85% damage resist (along with the auto-heal the MK IIs comes with), so it is especially handy with hardcore mode. It's also faster than the others (X1.45), and turns as fast as any other regular enemy out there (a major problem with most robots). oh, and add a YCS/186 gauss rifle for long distances. oh, and happy holidays.
EDIT:
unfourtunitaly, the game can't be played. I'm getting something about a redist package, and the game not being available. I had it looked at by a professional, but he basically told me that it's impossible. obviously I can't mod the game if I can't get to play it, so this will never be made, unless someone intervenes, and makes it for me. I am obviously disappointed. I will instead have new Vegas for xbox... so no modding. shame, I had such brilliant plans for this game. I was even going to fix a couple bugs the game had, like calibrating the iron sight on the recharger pistol, and the securitron's near-inability to follow you. guess that'll never happen. hopefully I'll get over it though. merry christmas anyway.

model 31337-YCS plans


Comments

What about the ideas I gave?

Wait what I meant was what about the other things besides the song.

well, the ideas you gave involved meele weapons, not the securitron. doesn't matter anyways, it's just a pipe-dream now.

Merry Christmas!

ya, you too.

Bitch. Hood. Now.

WELL SHEEIT.

A classic favorite from what was probably my childhood(old school gaming)
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43IPAGw01IY">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43IPAG w01IY</a>

ah yes, Zelda. personally, I preferred mario when it came to the NES, but still, It's an awesome game in my book.

My personal favorites of all time shall be The Orcarina of Time, and Majora's Mask. Twilight Princess was, 8 on a scale from 0 to 10.

Zelda 2 was a tad off though. I don't know, some like it, and some hate it.

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Army of the NCBR(new california bunny republic)

I take it you sided with NCR?

Yes, my idea for the good-side ending is the NCR Ending, but really it just depends on how you view the factions.

I just took Vegas for myself. what faction is better than mine? (Mr. House was a dick anyway)

I consider siding with Mr.House, or claiming New Vegas as an independent territory is the Neutral Ending.

but surely you heard that the NCR had some corrupt things going on. they pretty much did little to nothing while New Vegas was about to get it's ass handed to it. [they can find the materials and resources to build a giant statue of a guy shaking hands with a NCR officer (which could have been easily used as recycled ammunition or sold for funding which could be spent towards hiring mercenaries), but they can't bring themselves to put more than TWENTY guards to defend the Hoover Damn? blow me.] yeah sure, there's some good men in there, but the guy whose giving the orders has his freaking thumb up his ass, and isn't doing jack about the fiends, OR the legion, which can be taken down easily enough with their "scarce resources", if they just got it all over with. (when you have grenade rifles, and heavy artillery available against soldiers armed with unarmed/meele weapons and a small number of hunting rifles, protected by patched together armor, not much shit should hit the fan) plus, yes man is just the best character in the game. examples:
"I mean, it seems pretty obvious Benny wouldn't want me to, but hey, not my fault I'm programmed to not say no!"

"Hahah! I know that's not true because you still have a head! ...
Haha! That's not funny, you getting shot in the head."

"I'm going to help you accomplish so much, whether I want to or not!"

"And if you had, you know, a huge killer robot at your command, that would just clutter things up."

"Now, a lesser person might want that kind of overwhelming force on their side, but you know - where's the challenge in that?"

Yes, I heard the negative things about the NCR, for example Benny says that they're "criminals who pass laws to make their crimes legal", thats not an exact quote but you get the point. I cannot remember who said this but, "If you got something the NCR wants, towns like Primm don't stay independent for too long". All endings in Fallout New Vegas have a negative side effect making it so there is no "truly good" ending.

Caesar should put more degenerates like you on crosses.....

Anyway, I agree with you, their supposedly SCARCE resources are barely an excuse to have heavy artillery and very few soldiers despite how they have managed to mass-produce Ranger Combat Armor and Ranger Patrol Armor for EVERY Ranger in California and elsewhere. Also they are able to SALVAGE Power Armor. I wish the events of Fallout 2 didn't lead to the ultimate destruction of The Enclave. Considering how there were LESS of them than there were NCR Soldiers(I assume this due to how Boone and every other NPC that is affiliated with the NCR talks), they had somewhat better weaponry(Vetibirds, controlled Deathclaws, Super-Mutant agents up until the destruction of Mariposa Base, Frank Horrigan, a super mutant in power armor and one the strongest bastards in the wasteland considering how he punch straight through a guy in power armor and a deathclaw), superior armor, and perhaps better training. It makes me wander just how the hell was it that the NCR was able to survive from the events of Fallout 1 to New Vegas when The Enclave survived for 200 years even though they did not strain there resources, they just sat on their Oil Rig

yeah, he should tell that to my robot army.

that's why I just took newvegas for myself. robots fight and auto-repair themselves, bad guys asplode, and no one redeemable gets hurt!

a favorite classic of mine...
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je8MXiwmNIk">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je8MXi wmNIk</a>