along with the beiber clones, I'm working on a meme-based MKIII (like MKII, but more) securitron companion for fallout new vegas. Most of the lines will be coming from here, and I'm trying my best to choose ones that WON'T be annoying after a extended period of time. you can find him by following a radio transmission that plays this song (a techno song that has gained a lot of popularity, and has become somewhat of a meme due to the many, many variations based on it). it will lead to vault LOL, where subjects were forced to watch mind-cracking videos of memes. you will find 31337-YCS in a pod on the lowest floor. Here is his dialog so far (anything without "dialog" will be said outside conversation:
win 1: HA HA!
win 2: combobreaker!
win 3: burned!
win 4: YEAHHHH!
win 6: boom headshot!
entering battle 1: LEEEROY!
entering battle 2: metal gear solid !
entering battle 3: gong
entering battle 4: It's a trap!
entering battle 5: balls of steel
dieng: Shh Ahh!
grenade: WTF-BOOM
random speech 1: trolololol
random speech 2: R2-D2
dialog (meeting): Mario
dialog (what's your purpose?): protect you
dialog ("really?"): NO
dialog (do you want to come (back) with me?): Hallelujah long
dialog (your weird, I'm leaving): Fuck off!
dialog (31337-YCS, your annoying me, your fired): chan
dialog (you heard me, get lost): star wars: NOOOOOOO!
dialog (let me see your inventory): Zelda: Item
dialog (wait here): Sad trombone
dialog (your back): hallelujah short
dialog (continue waiting): fuck of!
dialog (stop waiting): hallelujah long
dialog (oh, hey): shut up
dialog (lets go): alrighty then
dialog (keep your distance): don't go dying on me
dialog (stay close): we will stand and fight
dialog (where you are is good): this is where they die
as with advancements in weaponry, whatever the MK I's attack is, it's being tripled (since the MKII is 2.35 times more effective than MK I. As with the endurance, it'll be 1000 with a 85% damage resist (along with the auto-heal the MK IIs comes with), so it is especially handy with hardcore mode. It's also faster than the others (X1.45), and turns as fast as any other regular enemy out there (a major problem with most robots). oh, and add a YCS/186 gauss rifle for long distances. oh, and happy holidays.
EDIT:
unfourtunitaly, the game can't be played. I'm getting something about a redist package, and the game not being available. I had it looked at by a professional, but he basically told me that it's impossible. obviously I can't mod the game if I can't get to play it, so this will never be made, unless someone intervenes, and makes it for me. I am obviously disappointed. I will instead have new Vegas for xbox... so no modding. shame, I had such brilliant plans for this game. I was even going to fix a couple bugs the game had, like calibrating the iron sight on the recharger pistol, and the securitron's near-inability to follow you. guess that'll never happen. hopefully I'll get over it though. merry christmas anyway.
hellboundsoul07
What about the ideas I gave?