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how to be paranoid

Posted by folf182 - July 27th, 2010


keep these in a box underneath you desk at work:
pants
jacket
helmet
gloves
boots
face mask
goggles
samurai sword
hand claw
and a shot gun
if you do that, your either paranoid, or extremely hard core
(I know I could find the same stuff for a better price, but I just don't care)


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Shanananananananananana.

nananananananananana

are you insane?

very much so.

pick a number

done.

wouldn't call that paranoid but okay

keeping an arsenal in your office can't be paranoid?

So how do you like alien swarm? I got the highest level already, but I could still play with ya, if I'm ever on...

I haven't played yet, been playing portal repeatedly, over and over again. I'm at my 58th

Jesus you have a problem. Might I suggest not playing portal as much? Or you can cut off your legs so that you never leave your computor, allowing you to play portal forever.

the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie
the cake is a lie

But alien swarm is preety good, and it gets even better when you actually get better at it. There is nothing better than having all your teamates die on hard mode, then surviving the rest of the mission, then celebrate/ gloat at your retarded ass teamates.
Also you should start as a sergent, prefferably Jeager, because they have a weapon called the vindicator that you get at the start of the game.
(None of this matters if you never play it I guess)

I'll play it soon.......
when she stops watching me...

Also if you were TRUELY, TRUELY paranoid, you would keep those items in a locked safe bolted to the ground, in fear that something would happen to them. The only thing more paranoid than being paranoid, is being paranoid that something would happen to the paranoia objects to protect your paranoid self so that nothing would happen to your paranoid self, thus being paranoid for yourself and being paranoid for your stuff. And the only other thing you could do to be more paranoid is to also have a diary/ journal in the safe depicting events you think will happen to you/ your stuff.
Actually forget all that. If you were paranoid you wouldn't leave your house.

true..... but that first paragraph made me want to look in the operational end of the device.

Well maybe if YOU TOOK THE GLaDOS app off your computor you wouldn't have to worry about her watching.

but she said that the weighted companion cube is still alive, and she'd take the companion cube down with her.

Know what I wanna do?
Eat cereal in zero gravity while high.

I hear they only charge you 100$ if you ask mexico to launch you into space.

pirate9899 has quit NG this is is best friend

uhhh... okay?