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portal 2

Posted by folf182 - July 16th, 2010


<UPDATE ON USER NOTES>
well, If your a hardcore portal fan like me, you can't wait for a certain game to come out with at least a better release date than "2011". that's right, Portal 2. When I first got that Game informer issue on my door step, I passed out from shock, waiting for an intubation associate to revive me with peptic salve and adrenaline! SO, I will get all the known movies of portal, and provide a commentary about them, and then, I will give you a link to a couple of downloads to make your computer sound like it came fresh out of Aperture Labs.
INTRO:

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So that song "Still alive" DID have some meaning to it.... knew it from the beginning. anyway, might I just say: AWESOME. I honestly thought she'd try to kill me, since I killed her while trying to kill me. maybe Chell will escape this time around? she came close last time. I just wonder if there will be a portal 3? it's possible. well, lets just take this one step at a time till then.
WHEATLY:

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this guy is basically your guide through the first couple of levels. as you can hear, he has a sweet accent, and he's similar to the companion cube (rip). lets just hope GLaDOS doesn't want you to incinerate him too. since he let Chell out, GLaDOS will either be really mad, or glad for him.
ARIAL FAITH PLATES:

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something that flings you in the air over hazzard water? sure! why not? It'll be challenging to control the portals at least.
THERMAL DISCOURAGEMENT BEAM:

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Lazers, Lazers are always awesome. hey! that means the portal gun can be an effective weapon too! just pop the portal at someone's feet, and they will actually die instead of fall with a chance of dieing, depending on how high the other portal is. sweet!
EXCURSION FUNNEL:

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isn't asbestos toxic? aw, who cares? this has some potential. I wonder what will happen if you cross the beams? will it be similar to the explosion in ghost busters, let you through anyway,or will it make a continuous loop?
PNEUMATIC DIVERSITY VENT:

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a non-racist vacuum that sucks up everything in sight? sweet! obviously the most efficient way to clear a room. it also looks like the turrets don't shoot at the glass when they see you anymore. How GLaDOS made them not do that in the short amount of time she woke up, I'll never know.
REPULSION GEL:

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Great! now midgets can reach the top shelf with ease! if Aperture made a transparent version, someone could use it as a pretty funny prank. I already have some ideas.
PROPULSION GEL:

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Now your thinking with slippy stuffs! I'd like to see a swimming pool filled with this stuff, and see if the effects can still work. I'd also like to trick someone into eating it.
USER PORTAL WISHES:
I had a portal themed house, radio, gun, turret (out of ammo, since those things are non-discriminatory of what they shoot at, but still look at you), weighted companion cube, ect. I mean, It's possible to get a Aperture labs house. they made plenty of props, I could make the simple stuff like this and this, and then buy furniture that fits with the style. I can make the wall panels one by one. I'll do that when I move out.
USER NOTES:
even though the portal gun is white, it looks pretty good in black
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the portal gun should come with a scope. think about it, if it can be used for military purposes too, you could send the baddies to an incinerator from a distance.
DOWNLOADS:
note that neither of these are mine, they were made by "The_Lost_World" at myaperturelabs, but they turned my laptop into GLaDOS, which is cool. ya might wanna read the "READ ME" text file. this isn't automatic. these only work for windows XP, and vista, but you MIGHT be able to edit them to fit if you have something else.
http://myaperturelabs.com/download.php ?id=80
http://myaperturelabs.com/download.php ?id=77


Comments

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Did you know you can donate one or all of your vital organs to the Aperture Science Self Esteem Fund for Girls? It's true!

Please tell me you aren't just learning this. I knew this stuff for a while...

sir, you insult me :P I just wanted to go into detail. I mentioned it before too:
http://folf182.newgrounds.com/new s/post/447461

tl;dr

you at least read the last bit, right?

the orange box wooooooooooooooooooooooot =D

and it's only 15 bucks at gamestop! (at least that's how much it cost for me) btw, you might wanna ditch pirate9899. he isn't exactly the brightest bulb, and is about as ignorant as the kids on YouTube.

*STEPS THROUGH PORTAL AND ENDS UP IN A MONKEY'S ASS*

you really should look before you step <:\

Supposably theres co-op. To bad I'm getin it for computer or PS3 (97% computer) and your gettin it for xbox.

yeah, one player's made out of a personality core, and the other a turret. I think I might get it for the computer this time around though. Mainly so I'll have the ability to mod the 1 player game :/

woo Computer. The only propblem is that you will (probably) have to deal with steam. steam sucks.

well, I'll probably do what I always do if it gets too difficult; get dad to do it.

*steps in to portal and ends up in strange place*
Nappa: Vegeta, what does the scou-
*leaves and ends up in other place an ends up in a brawl match between Captain Falcon and Chuck Norris*
Chillbro: OH SHI-

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK K BOOM

epicness

Now steam is only difficult in some cases/ some of the time.
1. I can't buy games on the internetz like your supposed to. I have to have a friend's account buy it for me. Steam hates me.
2. If you own a couple computer games on the computer (mine are: portal, l4d, l4d2, tf2, garry's mod) and one of those games messes up some how you need to UNINSTALL EVERYTHING to get it to work normally. Your probablly thinking that it wont mess up, but it will. IT WILL.
3. Takes FOREVER to update/ download. (cause it has to go through steam, has nothing to do with connection)
4. Its evil.
5. EVIL.

wow........ well, I'm only gonna buy one game, so I won't have too much trouble...

You say that now... trouble will come.... eventually..... maybe...

I hope not

Steam aint that bad though, it just has some flaws. It does have some pretty awesome moments at times.
It gave portal away for free and TF2 was less than a doller at one point. It has preety good deals.

yeah, I missed out on them... :C

Well when portal was free you probably already had it, and tf2 is always changin price. Ive seen it be any where from about a doller to 15$.

I did, but I want to be able to mod it :C

I was wonderimg, has tf2 for xbox updated? Like has it kept up with the computers updates. Last update was the engi update.

I have no idea... I tried playing it, but they won't let me.

Well the updates change evrything. New weapons and such. Engi's can control their own turrets, sniper has a bow and arrow, and pyro has a BRAIN SLUG!!!
<a href="http://www.tf2wiki.net/w/images/0/0f/Brainslug.png">http://www.tf2wiki.net/w/images/0/0f/
Brainslug.png</a>

ah, well I can't find anything in the catagory "the orange box". might be under "team fortess 2", but I can't check now. I'm headin out. I'll probably have to pay for it too. :/

no.
I didn't.

. . . know of any pipe stores?

I'm not talkin to you, you didn't read the last paragraph. *gives you the shoulder*

Are you aware of the rare endangered spy crab?
<a href="http://news.gotgame.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/crab.jpg">http://news.gotgame.com/wp-content/up loads/2008/08/crab.jpg</a>

No :O

portal 2 looks WAY harder than the first :|

I know, right? It's probably gonna have a couple tutorials though.

You have missed out on so much tf2 my friend....

IT WON'T LET ME PLAY DX

edjimacational spy crab video.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xV2lfInZ3w">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xV2lf InZ3w</a>

I'M GOING TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS! D:<

THATS YOU! THATS HOW DUMB YOU SOUND!

YOU'VE BEEN WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER DONE, INCLUDING THIS THING. YOUR NOT SMART, YOUR NOT A SCIENTIST, YOUR NOT A DOCTOR, YOUR NOT EVEN A FULL TIME EMPLOYEE... where did your life go so wrong?- GrRr I HaTE YoU- are you trying to escape? ha HaHAHAha- things have changed since the last time you left the building. what's going on up there will make you wish you were back in here. I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on up there..

(what's sad, is that I recited that from memory)

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