This is a list of things I would change in the world, given the opertunity. (this is suposed to be both serious and funny)
1: some rules in the Geneva convention gone: almost every rule is just holding us back, and most is just because god wouldn't want us to. How the hell do we know what god wants?! If you created a universe, filled with intelegent life, with a dominent species that can make tools, wouldn't you want them to have that attribute brought to the fullest extent? More tools=faster evolution=more inventions=more to sell to other people= better economy= better education=fewer idiots I SOLVED STUPIDITY MOTHER fcukER! Not to mention that the portal gun would be right around the corner ^^
2: parents would care a bit less: I'm not talking about complaining about grades or something, I'm talking about your own choices. Every day, my parents choose what path I take, who I talk to, what I buy (buthurt from no companion cube purchases), and everything in between. I even caught them looking for a stash of pornographic magizines in my cabinets. I don't even like porn. If I see a girl's, I say "well, those are lovely, but what does that have to do with this?" (if I see a dude's I throw the nearest sharp object at him screaming "oh hell no!!!")
3: book burners: these piss me off. What the hell makes you think what your doing is right? Why don't you think "huh, these people beleive something different than what I beleive, interesting!" no, you gotta start a huge bonfire and make yourselves look like the extreamist you are, and make a huge scene. Seriously, have you ever seen a good book burning? I also find it weird that the atheist books are the most famous firewood, but you NEVER hear any satanist books burned. Isn't that what they should be focusing on!? If your going to "do something for god" wouldn't you attack his nemisis, instead of a science book? come on!
First post: why do you like to celebrate being the first one to post your comment? Someone has to be the first, but why is it always a moron? The worst is if there's a second poster. Stop being stupid and share your opinion! that's what that space is for...
otherkin: these people are furries. "why do you hate these people if you are one?" well, that's because I'm not. These people are a subculture, within the furry subculture, but what's the diference? These people beleive that they ARE the fursona, if not, reincarnated, or spiritualy. This isn't a stereotype, it's a fact. If your a otherkin, and read this, and disagree, your not otherkin, your a mis informed furry.
Ex: Billy thinks he's a purple wolf/orange zebra/human hybrid (although that would be interesting to see), when he's realy a hybrid of a tub o' lard, and a nit.
Keep watching, I'll most likely update.
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If I could change the world
Posted by folf182 - January 28th, 2010
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i like the funny dog pics
xD
thanks ^^
and if i could change the world... that would be one full daiper... D:
i dont think i wanna.
eh, depends.
Most of the worlds problems have to do with religion. Had to be said.
(Christian btw.)
Terrorism, Priest and small children, the holocaust, why some episodes of family guy are canceled (NOOOOOOOO), un-wanted babies, Stem cells stoped (1rst guy: sir, can you fix my brain damage? 2nd guy: NO, GOD WOULDN'T LIKE IT! 1rst guy: And I'm the one with a bad mind?) Sarah Palin, no ones come up with a priest and a rabi joke, all the jews can't seem to get a break, and did I mention Sarah Palin?
Seriously, the list goes on. People are too concered about their own religion. Forget the differences and embrace the similarities!
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Mini-rant concluded.
yep, man's choices are based on what they think god wants (christian too btw), but how the hell do we know? and yes, o simularities!
Hello.
Hey
Try to see it from god's view.
What would be better, all of your subjects killing each other because they think they know what your thinking OR people working together, regardless of what they think and working towards world peace?
You should also make milk men come back, but replace the milk they deliver with dr. pepper.
The second, and that would be awsome!!!!
i love you, god
will you buy i bike for my birthday k thx
Uhh.. Thankyou?
And I has no monies
^
Just get him the bike!
But I has no monies... :(
2 I think they do that cause they want you to have a sucessful life
Yes, sir, but there is a thing called "suffocation"
Damn... I go to comment on some of your art, but I'm still banned. Oh well, not like you want comments and constructive critesism anyway.
Well, use xxMike then! That's one of my seven forms of crack!
eh, xxmike is so boring now...
Wait, YOUR xxMike!
Wait... SEVEN forms of crack?
1. comments
2. dr. pepper
3. computor
4. video games
5 companion cube
6.knives
7. crack?
Nope, meth!
@w0
(seriously though, it's drawing)
Oh well, I got the majority right.
You recived a 85.7, you have gotten a B! CONGRATS!!!
Well thats good.
You, xxMike, and xxxMike all graduate!... When you comment!
*speaks in robotic and rythemic voice*
the game.
LOLZPEN0R.
LOLZARUS!
Yeah.. WOULD HAVE, but I'm banned, remember?
Then get them V to do it!
^
Yeah, banned.
^
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Yeah.
Then one of you comment!
I would make it so that unfunny dog pictures no longer existed.
okay... that's cool.
I MISSED JEW
DID JEW MISS MEH???
Yis!
deathcross
FIRST!
(lolz, had to after you said that.)
btw, i lost.
folf182
yes you have