starting today.... THE GATES OF HELL WILL OPEN UPON MY HOMEPAGE, AND TORMENT YOU ALLLL!!!!! in other words, I found a cache of art I drew decades ago, and I'll start submitting it today. sorry.
edit: might have to wait, scanner's acting funny.
edit: They'll come in tonight
edit: one down, two more to go I think
edit: one more left
edit: done
edit:...... really? no posts? no reviews? after having to dissect the printer to find out what was wrong with the scanner?..... please no drug references... they're getting old... (yes, I mean you deathcross, nothing personal, but it got old real fast.)

keep these in a box underneath you desk at work:
pants
jacket
helmet
gloves
boots
face mask
goggles
samurai sword
hand claw
and a shot gun
if you do that, your either paranoid, or extremely hard core
(I know I could find the same stuff for a better price, but I just don't care)

the job is to build a birdhouse, and a squirrel-free bird-feeder. normally, this would suck, BUT, I decided to look at the positives, and realized that I'M designing them, shape, color.... video game reference. I'm going to have fun with this.
edit: blueprints are done
edit: have a summer reading thing? don't read the book, just read a summarized version of each chapter here. I remember doing a report on Frankenstein, I didn't even read the book, and I got an "A". books are officially obsolete.

<UPDATE ON USER NOTES>
well, If your a hardcore portal fan like me, you can't wait for a certain game to come out with at least a better release date than "2011". that's right, Portal 2. When I first got that Game informer issue on my door step, I passed out from shock, waiting for an intubation associate to revive me with peptic salve and adrenaline! SO, I will get all the known movies of portal, and provide a commentary about them, and then, I will give you a link to a couple of downloads to make your computer sound like it came fresh out of Aperture Labs.
INTRO:

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So that song "Still alive" DID have some meaning to it.... knew it from the beginning. anyway, might I just say: AWESOME. I honestly thought she'd try to kill me, since I killed her while trying to kill me. maybe Chell will escape this time around? she came close last time. I just wonder if there will be a portal 3? it's possible. well, lets just take this one step at a time till then.
WHEATLY:

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this guy is basically your guide through the first couple of levels. as you can hear, he has a sweet accent, and he's similar to the companion cube (rip). lets just hope GLaDOS doesn't want you to incinerate him too. since he let Chell out, GLaDOS will either be really mad, or glad for him.
ARIAL FAITH PLATES:

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something that flings you in the air over hazzard water? sure! why not? It'll be challenging to control the portals at least.
THERMAL DISCOURAGEMENT BEAM:

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Lazers, Lazers are always awesome. hey! that means the portal gun can be an effective weapon too! just pop the portal at someone's feet, and they will actually die instead of fall with a chance of dieing, depending on how high the other portal is. sweet!
EXCURSION FUNNEL:

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isn't asbestos toxic? aw, who cares? this has some potential. I wonder what will happen if you cross the beams? will it be similar to the explosion in ghost busters, let you through anyway,or will it make a continuous loop?
PNEUMATIC DIVERSITY VENT:

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a non-racist vacuum that sucks up everything in sight? sweet! obviously the most efficient way to clear a room. it also looks like the turrets don't shoot at the glass when they see you anymore. How GLaDOS made them not do that in the short amount of time she woke up, I'll never know.
REPULSION GEL:

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Great! now midgets can reach the top shelf with ease! if Aperture made a transparent version, someone could use it as a pretty funny prank. I already have some ideas.
PROPULSION GEL:

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Now your thinking with slippy stuffs! I'd like to see a swimming pool filled with this stuff, and see if the effects can still work. I'd also like to trick someone into eating it.
USER PORTAL WISHES:
I had a portal themed house, radio, gun, turret (out of ammo, since those things are non-discriminatory of what they shoot at, but still look at you), weighted companion cube, ect. I mean, It's possible to get a Aperture labs house. they made plenty of props, I could make the simple stuff like this and this, and then buy furniture that fits with the style. I can make the wall panels one by one. I'll do that when I move out.
USER NOTES:
even though the portal gun is white, it looks pretty good in black
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the portal gun should come with a scope. think about it, if it can be used for military purposes too, you could send the baddies to an incinerator from a distance.
DOWNLOADS:
note that neither of these are mine, they were made by "The_Lost_World" at myaperturelabs, but they turned my laptop into GLaDOS, which is cool. ya might wanna read the "READ ME" text file. this isn't automatic. these only work for windows XP, and vista, but you MIGHT be able to edit them to fit if you have something else.
http://myaperturelabs.com/download.php ?id=80
http://myaperturelabs.com/download.php ?id=77

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...I MUST HAVE IT!!!
.... oh, and they finally added a chat room. I didn't even notice.

Easy to make, hard to handle.

I have a mixed feeling of "good riddance" and "oh my god! my bed! my beautiful, beautiful bed!" I wish uncle tom didn't have to go though, I kinda relate to him. had a couple of strange dreams last night. first, I was a werewolf superhero armed with a portal gun, and my arched nemesis was a guy with a toilet plunger, and a purple cape, who tortures kids on school field trips. he fell ten feet, died, and when I got home, my apparent best friend (even though I never met the guy in real life) was looking at a map, then turned into a captain-planet lookalike with gills, and yelled "yeah!!!!". I woke up, fell back to sleep, and I had a third person view of a girl on a coveyer-belt in some sort of factory, surrounded by a bunch of other dead girls than look just like her, she got off, ran away, passing a sign that said "skin harvesting plant". I have to assume they grew dead people to harvest skin for burn victims and the like to make a replacement face or whatever. I imagined it as a heavy metal music video. kinda weird...... oh well, might be some good ideas for a sketch.

this, that, this thing, and finally this came in the mail today. mom wasn't happy, but she shut up when I mentioned the wall of shoes, wall of purses, 23 umbrellas, and a traumatizing amount of coats she bought. well, I have to live in mom and dad's closet this week. my uncle, aunt, grandma, and pop-pop (nickname for grandpa) are coming over, so my aunt and uncle are taking the guest-room, and grandma and pop-pop are having MY room. two things are wrong in this picture, one, I'm sleeping in the closet, while they are sleeping in my room, and grandma and pop-pop are sleeping in my room! that's going to be a disaster!!!! first, my room has SO MANY flashing lights, props, and other things that'll scare a couple of cavemen. the shipment I just got alone will scare them! they will probably have a heart attack when they see a gun in my room, not to mention a headcrab and (gulp) a TV! ..... I hope I'm in the will if they DO have a heart attack... (jk)
edit: I went to accursed farms and... uhhh.... I have to ask, why would someone want to hack Ross?
edit: lol, I'm a alcoholic (lvl) X3
edit: lol, sonic has mental issues
edit: that joke is called "using derp images incorrectly"

Starting on my game today... Just waiting till I get my stuff...
Edit: parents are stalking me again so... Yeah... Please understand if I delete your comments for "non-christian" language... Don't want to get booted from here again... Try to keep it pg-13 here.

<<warning, you don't care>>
1. buy headcrab, eve hypo, and the big daddy steam punk gun.
2. Make hundreds of alts over time
3. Work on game
4. Draw characters for game
5. Make background jokes
6. Plot
7. Take a break
8. Steal sandwich from old lady
9. Relieve self on schools outdoor deck
10. Don't do the dew
11. Get dr. Pepper
12. Finish game

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sorry, here's a song:

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